anyway the other reason it took so long was theres a fuckin long wait for the rabbi. Rabbi Krupnik, only Black Ops rabbi in the DC area. i was afraid it was gonna be weird gettin my door done but he was super fuckin chill. after the blessing we talked for awhile about how to work with some of the laws that are hard to keep if your not human. like i cant totally shut off my power on Shabbas yknow? he says my case aint too bad, he knows this oyster kibbutz up the coast and them bastards got problems.
ETA: ok ok im sorry i dissed on M and his wax drum memory. he says back in his palmy days there was like a jewish president of england so there. that dont sound right to me but ok, M, whatevs. yeah he said palmy days & i dunno what that means neither.