called up the SH handbook. shit, that thing’s the size of the Silmarillion (which Dr. Lee is reading right now cuz we watched LOTR & when she gets into something she gets fucking OCD about it, okay, whatever, moving on). Wilkin’s the only motherfucker boring enough to read it all the way through. it took most of the afternoon, but eventually I found where it says compromising the security of Project Skin Horse or any other Black Ops Social Services department is considered a federal offense.

y’know what’s better than online gaming? fucking sitting in the hangar not online gaming. this is an excellent way to be & I’m off the mmorpgs now.