shit shit shit I shouldn’t of signed on with my old username. that asshole Jonah Yu totally remembered me from back when & wanted to chat. to be honest it was kinda cool running into somebody from old times, even a douche. guess I was feeling nostalgic after gettin back online.
except Jonah knows I’m supposed to be dead. it’s kind of a long story, but he lives outside Philly & during one of our twenty million flamewars on the ps boards he hacked my account & found out my rl name & sent shit to my apartment. mostly crappy magazines I got charged for, but also actual shit at one point. we kinda had some bad blood. dude was probably dancin & throwin flowers when he read my obituary in the Inquirer, & now here I am back on Warhawk. this is like some fucked up Serial Experiment Lain shit as far as he knows.
except Jonah knows I’m supposed to be dead. it’s kind of a long story, but he lives outside Philly & during one of our twenty million flamewars on the ps boards he hacked my account & found out my rl name & sent shit to my apartment. mostly crappy magazines I got charged for, but also actual shit at one point. we kinda had some bad blood. dude was probably dancin & throwin flowers when he read my obituary in the Inquirer, & now here I am back on Warhawk. this is like some fucked up Serial Experiment Lain shit as far as he knows.

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You've got to fuck with him.